on the car pet

child: "i want a kitty"

stereotypical parent: "a kitty cat is a big responsibility sweetheart. you'll have to take care of it. give her food and water, take her to the vet, shots, license/registration (for a pure bred like her), take her for walks/runs, bathe her regularly, find a place to put her up when you're at school or away on vacation, and of course, clean up after her"

now, restate using the words: gas, oil, mechanic, garage, drip spots

i didn't buy a used car, i got a fahkin new pet : )